I won't tell the zoo keeper that the grape ape is coming with us if you don't.  Deal? 

You can smoke your Lollipipe and eat it too! This adult novelty candy is 100% edible.  Available in six different flavors:  Blueberry, Grape, Green Apple, Peach, Strawberry and Watermelon.  Each individual Lolli includes a reusable tote-bag for the pipe, a plastic toke tube and a cigar band for no-stick handoffs.  This item is endorsed by LOCAL420.