If your grandmother keeps calling you a "peach", would you be suspicious?   

You can smoke your Lollipipe and eat it too! This adult novelty candy is 100% edible.  Available in six different flavors:  Blueberry, Grape, Green Apple, Peach, Strawberry and Watermelon.  Each individual Lolli includes a reusable tote-bag for the pipe, a plastic toke tube and a cigar band for no-stick handoffs.  This item is endorsed by LOCAL420. 

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